• is reporting live from Suburbia… Where they cut down all the trees and name streets after them.
• is trying to figure out how to set my laser printer to “Stun.”
• is not cheap, but I am on special this week.
• says the trouble with life is that it doesn’t come with background music.
• says if “Love is blind,” then why is lingerie so popular?
• says clones are people two.
• says friction is a drag.
• drives too fast to worry about a little cholesterol.
• thinks impotence is Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings.”
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