• wonders why my train of thought never has a caboose.
• reminds you that sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
• says not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
• decided that my favorite position, is CEO.
• says talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• says that just because nobody understands you, doesn’t make you an artist.
• has plenty of talent and vision. It’s just that I don’t care.
• is an agent of Satan, but my duties are mostly ceremonial.
• thinks it’s time to up my medication.
• says someday we’ll look back on all this and laugh nervously.
• says don’t judge a book by its movie.
• wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet. So I taped shoes on my cat.
• has a PBS mind in an MTV world.
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