A few from my own friends…
• is writing something clever here… It’s just invisible!
• is a mobile army of metaphors
• is in a chipotle coma.
• hates this feeling.
• will see your Kerouac… And raise you a Burroughs.
• is concerned expectations are too high.
• is prodigal beyond measure
• is living beyond all his means.
• is underwhelmed by the climate.