• says that if you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
• says Apple pays Chuck Norris $.99 every time he listens to a song.
• says Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
• says that in a fight between Batman and Superman, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
• says there is an “I” in Chuck Norris, but there is no “TEAM.” Not even close.
• says Chuck Norris does not own a stove. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
• says Chuck Norris sued MySpace for taking the name of everything around you.
Chuck Norris!