http://www.rippingstitches.com/facebook Free, funny and clever Status lines you can cut and paste! Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:22:18 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en • is reporting live from Suburbia… Where they cut down all the trees and name streets after them. • is trying to figure out how to set my laser printer to “Stun.” • is not cheap, but I am on special this week. • says the trouble with life is that it doesn’t ... http://www.rippingstitches.com/facebook/?p=59 • wonders why my train of thought never has a caboose. • reminds you that sarcasm is just one more service I offer. • says not all men are annoying. Some are dead. • decided that my favorite position, is CEO. • says talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. • says that just because ... http://www.rippingstitches.com/facebook/?p=58 A few from my own friends… • is writing something clever here… It’s just invisible! • is a mobile army of metaphors • is in a chipotle coma. • hates this feeling. • will see your Kerouac… And raise you a Burroughs. • is concerned expectations are too high. • is prodigal beyond measure • is living beyond ... http://www.rippingstitches.com/facebook/?p=57 • says that if you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you. • says Apple pays Chuck Norris $.99 every time he listens to a song. • says Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. • says that in a fight between Batman and ... http://www.rippingstitches.com/facebook/?p=56 • started out with nothing, and still have most of it. • thinks this day was a total waste of make-up. • thinks that not every man is annoying. Some of them are dead. • would like to trade my job for whatever is behind Door Number Two. • says “Chaos, Panic, Disorder. My ... http://www.rippingstitches.com/facebook/?p=55 • says Bigamy is having one wife too many, but Monogamy can feel the same way sometimes. • says that it isn’t true married men live longer. It just seems that way. • thinks I married Ms. Right. I just didn’t realize her first name was Always. • loves to hold hands with ... http://www.rippingstitches.com/facebook/?p=54 • doesn’t have an attitude problem. Perhaps you have a perception problem? • says nostalgia ain’t what it used to be. • says the best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open. • says just because you’re smart, doesn’t mean the other guy is stupid. http://www.rippingstitches.com/facebook/?p=53 • says your momma is so dumb, she waited all day at a stop sign. • says your momma is so dumb, she was hit by a parked car. • says your momma is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone • says your momma is so dumb, she got locked in ... http://www.rippingstitches.com/facebook/?p=52 A few lines from the great movie starring Bill Murray, to celebrate Groundhog Day on February 2nd! All quotes ©1993 Columbia Pictures Corporation. All rights reserved. • says people just don’t understand what is involved in this. This an art-form! • says what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today. • says ... http://www.rippingstitches.com/facebook/?p=51 • says “You followin’ me, camera guy?” • is perfect for those drafty dorm rooms. • like Olympic Divers, can use it as a towel. • says “See what I’m tellin’ ya?” • says you’re gonna spend $20 a month on paper towels anyway. • says you better call in the next 20 minutes, because ... http://www.rippingstitches.com/facebook/?p=50