• says “You followin’ me, camera guy?”
• is perfect for those drafty dorm rooms.
• like Olympic Divers, can use it as a towel.
• says “See what I’m tellin’ ya?”
• says you’re gonna spend $20 a month on paper towels anyway.
• says you better call in the next 20 minutes, because I can’t do this all day.
• wants to keep warm when I’m feeling chilled… But I don’t want to raise my heating bill!
• knows blankets are warm, but they can slip and slide.
• is super large, one size fits all.
• is perfect for chilly outdoor evenings.
• is available in royal blue, sage green or burgundy.
• is compact enough to fit in any glove compartment.
• reacts to the slightest nibble, yet is strong enough to haul in the big ones!
• is putting up my paws!
• for years, has suffered through the injuries caused by conventional nail clippers!
• is looking forward to a proper and painless gentle filing.
• is looking forward to the ultimate, at home, grooming experience.
• is gonna do some jerky. All I need is some soy sauce.
• loves the spicy. He loves the spicy.
• has a hand, that can be used like a KNIFE!
• can cut a slice of bread so thin, you can almost see through it!
• can chop wood, and still remain razor sharp.
• comes with a matching fork, to make carving a pleasure.
• makes beautiful, decorative vegetables.
• is guaranteed in writing, for fifty years!
• doesn’t need a cabinet full of cleaners!
• is the fast and easy way to press and cook delicious sliders!
• can double or triple stack ‘em, and watch my family attack ‘em!
• is so slick, not even burnt on cheese will stick.
• is a $20 value… Free!
Jan
15
As seen on TV
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Jan
3
Jerry & Friends
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A few one-liners from the Sienfeld gang…
• says sometimes the road less traveled, is less traveled for a reason.
• says what is a date, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked.
• says men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
• says people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
• says the big advantage of a book is it’s very easy to rewind. Close it and you’re right back at the beginning.
• says men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
• says the Jerk Store called, they’re running out of you!