• thinks that with all this snow, I may need to put on my icecap.
• overheard two snowmen having a conversation. One asked the other why he kept smelling carrots.
• has snow on his roof and a fire in his belly.
• is as pure as snow… In March.
• saw a snowman with dandruff. There were flakes everywhere.
• reminds you that snowman is an island.
• attended a birthday party for a snowman today. We all sang “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.”
• saw a rodent building a hockey rink today. He was wearing mice skates.
Jan
10
Snow!
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Dec
28
Winter Blues
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• says it was so cold out today that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
• is walking around brrrfooted.
• wonders how the guys who drive snowplows get to work in the morning?
• built a blonde snowman. It took me a while to hollow out the head.
• says it was so cold this morning, Tim Hortons was serving their coffee on a stick.
• has a surefire plan for snow removal. Spring.
• was so cold this morning, I got a spoon stuck to my tongue.
• says it was so cold today, I saw a hitchhiker holding up a picture of a thumb.
• chopped up my piano for firewood today. I only got two chords.
• says it was so cold today, I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant.
• says it was so cold today, my bank account was frozen.
• says it was so cold last night, the snowman asked if he could sleep on the couch.