A bunch of groaners…
• says a backward poet writes inverse.
• says a bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
• says a boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
• says a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
• says a grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
• just heard about a midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison. They consider him a small medium at large.
• thinks a plateau is a high form of flattery.
• considers acupuncture as a jab well done.
• thinks bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
• says condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
• asks if you heard about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
• wonders if the name Pavlov rings a bell?
• says every calendar’s days are numbered.
• had a photographic memory, but it never really developed.