Usually an aphorism is a concise statement containing a subjective truth or observation cleverly and pithily written… Try these out!
• says a “Freudian Slip” is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
• says madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
• says when cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
• is 668: The Neighbor of the Beast
• says writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
• always tries to do things in chronological order. It’s less confusing that way.
• thinks that if triangles had a God, he would have three sides.