• says that if you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
• says Apple pays Chuck Norris $.99 every time he listens to a song.
• says Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
• says that in a fight between Batman and Superman, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
• says there is an “I” in Chuck Norris, but there is no “TEAM.” Not even close.
• says Chuck Norris does not own a stove. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
• says Chuck Norris sued MySpace for taking the name of everything around you.
Jan
17
Chuck Norris!
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Jan
4
Jack? Jack is dead, my friends.
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A little taste of the best Batman ever, with Michael Keaton.
(© 1989 Warner Brothers Pictures)
• says “You can call me… Joker. And as you can see, I’m a lot happier!”
• says “I’ve been dead once already. It’s very liberating.”
• says “You can’t make an omlette without breaking some eggs.”
• says “I have given a name to my pain. And it is Batman.”
• says “Decent people shouldn’t live here. They’d be happier someplace else.”
• wonders “Where does he get those wonderful toys?”
• asks if you’ve ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
• says “Never rub another man’s rhubarb.”
• says “Stop the press! Who is that?”
• says “This town needs an enema!”
• is of a mind to make some mookie.
• is discussing the pros and cons of winged vigilantes.