A few one-liners about our best friends, the dogs of the world…
• says the greatest love is a mother’s, then a dog’s, then a sweetheart’s.
• says the reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
• says if your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
• says children are for people who can’t have dogs.
• just got a great new dog — half Lab, half Pit Bull. Sure, she might bite off my foot, but she’ll bring it right back to me.
• says dogs are lousy poker players. Every time they get a good hand they wag their tails.
• says money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.
• has been on so many blind dates they should give me a free dog!
• says it’s raining cats and dogs. I hope I don’t step in any poodles.