• loves cooking with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
• says some days are a total waste of makeup.
• says if the shoe fits, buy one in every color.
• says my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
• asks how many men it takes to put a toilet seat down? Nobody knows because it never happened.
• asks how you can tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you control the remote.
• is part of a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not essential for a working woman.
• wonders why my kids can design elaborate MySpace pages, but can’t make a bed.
• wonders why my kids only like two kinds of music; Loud and very loud.
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For the Ladies of the House
Posted by Lew in Ladies of the House on 12 29th, 2008| | No Comments »