• says if Vista is the answer, the question must have been horrible.
• says PCs are like air conditioners… They stop working properly when you open Windows.
• says one picture is worth 128k words.
• says there are ten kinds of people in the world. Those who understand Binary, and those who don’t.
• says “If at first you don’t succeed, consider that Version 1.0″
• is not anti-social — I’m just not user-friendly.
• would love to change the World, but they won’t give me the source code.
• doesn’t have a nervous computer… It’s just a bit ANSI.
• Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
• says 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
• says C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
• knows using an Ethernet is the best way to catch the Ether Bunny.
• wonders if Fuzzy Logic tickles.
• says “All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?”
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Geeks!
Posted by Lew in Geekstuff on 12 28th, 2008| | No Comments »