• says Bigamy is having one wife too many, but Monogamy can feel the same way sometimes.
• says that it isn’t true married men live longer. It just seems that way.
• thinks I married Ms. Right. I just didn’t realize her first name was Always.
• loves to hold hands with my wife. If I let go, she starts shopping.
• says before marriage, a man yearns for a wife. After marriage, the Y becomes silent.
• doesn’t hate my wife’s relatives. In fact, I like her mother-in-law much better than mine.
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Married Life
Posted by Lew in Lovelife on 01 17th, 2009| | No Comments »