Jan 15
Groundhog Day!
Posted by Lew in Uncategorized on 01 15th, 2009| | No Comments »

A few lines from the great movie starring Bill Murray, to celebrate Groundhog Day on February 2nd!

All quotes ©1993 Columbia Pictures Corporation. All rights reserved.

• says people just don’t understand what is involved in this. This an art-form!
• says what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.
• says Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream… of Spring.
• is on the way to Gobbler’s Knob. It’s Groundhog Day.
• says if you gotta shoot, aim high. You don’t wanna hit the groundhog.
• was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters.
• says what would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
• says this is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.
• says people like blood sausage too, people are morons.

Jan 14
Metaphors
Posted by Lew in Uncategorized on 01 14th, 2009| | No Comments »

• is as nervous as a short nun at a penguin hunt.
• knows why the caged bird sings… He’s got nothing else to do.
• is trying to pack more thoughts into fewer words.
• says hatred is like a one-way street… With oncoming traffic.
• says foolishness is like an origami swan.
• says pain is like a lullaby… A really hurtful lullaby.
• says sloth is like a poem… One that you read really, really slowly.

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