...I never meant to make your doggie cry.
11:50pm Monday
Me: (Reading CNN News) Oh-oh... Suri is MISSING!
Michele: The country?
Me: (Urinating in My Pants at the Kitchen Table) No. TomKat's daughter.
Pause. Awkward chuckle from her. Pause. Reality sets in.
Michele: I was thinking of Syria. Give me a break... It's, like, midnight or something. We follow politics and stuff and they're always showing maps on television... Oh, and I know what you're going to do.
Yup. I just did. Enjoy, world!